Stimulus Package

Yes, In Favor of Stimulus Package

Is this spending or stimulus?

Buzzwords:

2008 - 2009

Look; That One; Pundits

Wall Street to Main Street

Misspoke; Transparency; Hiccup; Idealouge

Drinking the Kookaid or Koolaid

It is what it is

Silver lining; Demagogue; Gaffe

Juxtapose: Earmarks; Lobbying

My plan is A) . . . B) . . . . .and C)

Thrown under the bus

At the end of the day

Energy independence

Kumbaye; Change; Hope

Reaching across the aisle

Pork barrell spending

Push back (the action of attacking an enemy)

Take away; Sustainable

Tough economic times

Could you please help me find these things Sir?

  1. Occidental College records -- Not released
  2. Columbia College records -- Not released
  3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
  4. Harvard College records -- Not released
  5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
  6. Medical records -- Not released
  7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
  8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
  9. Law practice client list -- Not released
  10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
  11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
  12. . Record of your baptism -- Not available

    13. Oh and one more thing, Sir, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

    Oh but, hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, y' know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. .. . What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?

    We the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote.